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One digit morning

The morning when one wakes before 9.59 am makes it a one digit morning. If one wakes up after 10.00 am then it is a two digit morning.
"I woke up to a one digit morning on Saturday, the whole time felt so alien to me. Like I just experienced a new time zone in my life."

"I find one digit mornings so peaceful and quiet on weekends"
by The_not_morning_guy August 29, 2021
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Digital bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”
by Pink maggot June 28, 2021
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Digital Zombie

A person who walks around completely oblivious to their surroundings due to being totally absorbed in their digital devices.
I saw a herd of digital zombies waiting for the school bus today. Each was wearing headphones while staring at their phones. None of them seemed to be aware of the others around them.
by John in Virginia April 27, 2025
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Digital Apostosis

Digital Apostosis

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Orion
Big Dipper
Aurora Borealis

Digital Apostosis

After primary announcement, integrate primarily and resurpulate netherterily.

Un ejemplo de cuyo hombre quisiera recordarme, no hay mucho tiempo quisiera vivir en un villaje de los de la mancha en astillero, adarga antiqua, rociin flaco y galgo correadoreiis.

Afuera, al frente, a la izquierda y tica, boca, habla. Toy nombre asada estrella. despues de graciarme sguir.

- Kudar X Fettucini
by hanzel910@live.com February 3, 2009
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digital bleach

Digital bleach is somthing the internet needs because the shit you find online needs to be stoped.
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET 😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”
by Saranghae Min Yoongi May 6, 2018
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Digital minute

One minute and eleven seconds. A period of time, an integral number of which is used to quickly and roughly program a microwave oven. For example, 1:11, 2:22, 3.33, etc.
"Nuke it."
"How long?"
"About a digital minute." Ie. 1:11
by Red nine August 17, 2013
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