david morton

David Morton is a horrible human being that is hated world wide, he has a giant belly button that contains rabbits. he also likes pole dancing.

'Omg is that David Morton'
'Yes, run away, here come the rabbits'

by ilovedavidmorton25 December 6, 2013

david wiley

Awesome man who knows all

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.

by Kaydra May 19, 2014

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016

David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.

Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.

by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017

David Jean

A little white billy boy kid, who also happens to love anime and sleep with a bunch of Persona 5 body pillows. Also known as a Filthy Weeb.

Stop playing persona, you're such a David Jean!

by Electrokevon June 13, 2017

david morgan

David Morgan is a very charming guy. David will make you feel special, so look for him. David has the most soft and shiny hair you will ever see. He has a thing on getting really beautiful girlfriends.

David Morgan is charming.

by Dr.Dave December 11, 2017

David goldsmith

An annoying ass know it all kid with a stupid voice

Guy- that David Goldsmith is so annoying and his voice makes me wanna die
Dante- haha I always hated that kid

by fjkjfkdjkdjksdjdf May 24, 2018