A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
Get the dildo davemug. by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
Get the Dave Momentmug. Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.
by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017
Get the Doing a Davemug. A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
by craft-122500 June 24, 2023
Get the dave pedmug. a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.
“dave andrameda.”
by A, H. October 18, 2021
Get the Dave Andramedamug. Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
by Harold Richards December 16, 2011
Get the Dave Sandersonmug.