date rott

a funky date:usually fucked too much bruised or rash with pus
that shazza has date rott, i aint touchin that grease!
by monkey smuggler May 05, 2006
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spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.
"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?
by Nikro July 17, 2015
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Cardboard Date

A life-size cardboard cut-out of someone you fancy but have never managed to date, which you bring along on double-dates and other social events.
She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
by jenny the regifter April 18, 2010
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Practice Date

A girl or boy you date for the sole reason of practicing kissing, making out, etc. until you've gotten as good as you'd wanted to, or it starts to become serious to them.
Kevin: I broke up with my practice girlfriend today; she wanted me to meet her parents.

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Michelle: I learned how to make out with my practice date so I should be set for high school.
by Tkm11 August 12, 2009
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half dating

Half dating is when you and another person are dating each other but not at the same time
Person: are you guys together?
Person 2: nah, we’re half dating
by Rosukki March 02, 2019
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online dating

earthling 1: i like online dating
earthling 2: thats a bad idea
by kyra_sussybaka June 04, 2022
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Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.
according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.
by elliebellie2323 August 16, 2011
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