Skypetually Transmitted Disease

the disease you get from being a skype whore. AKA, an STD.

Carrie was up all night on Skype with Billy, if she isn't careful she's gonna get a Skypetually Transmitted Disease.

by squirtle ;) October 11, 2011

little brother's disease

usually the middle child in a family who is trying to show up his older sibling.

"damn Tyrone, Drew got that {little brother's disease}! Why he always gotta be up in the mix?

by infidellicswaggernaut April 24, 2016

harry potter disease

a disease.

the harry potter disease makes you say mooot and swing badadadad swing badadadadadad

by KURFKNIUGIK7YFUHV December 07, 2020

cumbo-mungo disease

a disease people get that makes them really really like amogus

my friend has cumbo-mungo disease plesese play amogus with them

by SkyBlueAviator April 02, 2023

Taco bell disease

The runs you get after eating any of the items on taco bells menu besides the sweets and candy also forming massive constipation in the intestines

man that taco gave me taco bell disease

by fudgeppo May 16, 2018

Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 05, 2021

Mad Bulls Disease

When a person goes into a fit of rage the likes of which is very rarely seen when they are not able to go to bullwinkles.

Yo man I heard another one of your friends has mad bulls disease. He must have gotten it from Jacob.

by CARoser98 February 15, 2019