Computer Blue

a cause of severe destruction or death. in reference to the "blue screen of death" when your computer crashes.

dude, did you see that tackle in the game last night?
yeah, they computer blued the shit out of that guy.

by Noah McGraw December 18, 2008

computer geek

Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".

Computer Geek-
Frodo23432: Hey guys, wanna play C-S?
Jk294803: HELLS YES!!!
Gandolf8493: I'LL PWN YOU GUYS! jk, jk!!!!

by GoldFlavoredSilver June 11, 2006

computer homies

People who vandalize computer monitors and towers by scrawling initials of gangs, such as "El Rio". Closely related to underwear gnomes.

Those darn computer homies wrote "CO" on my screen again.

by Aaron V. May 1, 2003

Complete Hash of it

A phrase used to describe an event where someone does something in completely the wrong fashion.

Oh Derek, you've made a complete hash of this.

by HiTmAN December 26, 2003

Computer Eye Syndrome

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames

You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

by StaaciLei August 31, 2009

computer rat

An oversized computer mouse

Move the computer rat

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016

Competitive Minecraft

An unofficial online sport for 12 year old boys with titties play with something other than their dicks.

Hey bro dont be saying that unfamily friendly shit in the chat or else youll be banned from playing competitive minecraft.

by ScumbagTito November 30, 2017