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closet scaredaphobic

A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.

Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009
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Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!
by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011
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Close Air Support

Close air support(CAS) is an aerial attack mission flown against enemy ground forces that are attacking or "too close for comfort" to Friendly Ground Forces.
Close Air Support, When Army strong isn't Quite Strong Enough....
by Flyboy416 December 24, 2011
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Angelynne X Jana's closet

person 1: OOOO,YOU SEE ANGELYNNE HUMPING JANA'S CLOSET?!?!
person 2: YEAH!!
person 1: THAT IS TOTALLY AN
person 2: ANGELYNNE X JANA'S CLOSET
by ShipperLord April 23, 2020
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clitshit

ew brads got some ugly clitshit
by j cizzle March 18, 2005
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close efrickinough

When you've been working on the same math problem for forty-five minutes and you get an answer thats off by less than 1.5
I worked on one math problem in Loretta's office for 45 minutes and finally said close efrickinough.
by RRCC student May 1, 2006
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clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.
Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.
by Just Me12 September 19, 2016
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