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cell phone punctuation

The process or occurrence of non-verbally punctuating a conversation through use of a cell phone.
Cell phone punctuation can occur in many different ways. One example is when you want to get out of an awkward or undesirable conversation, you simply pull out your cell phone and start texting or doing any other miscellaneous thing. This gives the other party the clue that the conversation is over.
by profBH January 23, 2011
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Celestial-Star

An orgy sex position requiring 7 people involving oral sex and intercouse simultaneously. There is 1 base individual spread out in a starfish position sticking out 2 middle fingers, 2 toes, their tongue and penis or a strap-on in the case of a female base. The others simply choose an outstretched appendage and straddle.
I have 6 drunk, horny girls and a hard cock...I'm thinking a Celestial-Star nightcap dude.
by _Daggs May 2, 2011
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Cell Tell

Has anyone seen my cell tell?
by Baxter Joe July 28, 2012
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Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.
An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.
by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013
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Callsies

"Callsies" is an expression used by a person when claiming something, like an object or a spot.
Person: *spots something they want* "Callsies!!"

Person: "I call callsies."
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Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.
Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.
by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015
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celestivation

The period of time one spends in suspended animation during a long space voyage. "Sleeping in the stars."
It's going to take 125 years to reach our destination, 120 of them will be spent celestivating. Bears hibernate through the long winter, we will spend ours in deep celestivation.
by MrAuxin May 5, 2016
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