cellphonic

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010

celluloneitis

The intense feeling of loneliness and complete detachment from the outside world, one experiences when he or she have left their cellphones behind.

A sudden onset of celluloneitis took him over as he realized he had left his cell behind.

by josesNnicole April 12, 2011

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

Cellular Smile

Cellular Smile

Seeing the reaction to an amusing e-mail or text. Grin prompted by smart phone stimulation.

From across the room, Sallys face glowed a CELLULAR SMILE as she viewed her Galaxy4.

by RSWIM21 August 1, 2014

Wine Cellar

What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.

NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by baddazoner February 26, 2011

playing a cello

the act of an individual making-out with a girl who has curves.

alex was in the band room playing a cello for 2 hours.

by tidy February 10, 2005