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Goon Cave

When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space
Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
by oralrobyngooner February 3, 2024
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Man Cave

A Man Cave is a space in a house that is created by a man... for man... usually to fulfill his needs for watching sports and working on hobbies.
A Man Cave is often located in a Garage or Basement... especially if the space is set up as a duel purpose area.
It's almost mandatory to have a home theater system for watching sports or fishing videos or workout videos or Harley upgrade videos, etc..
It's also a space that is best done while the man is a bachelor... so that female input does not interfere with your man cave plans. A married man probably cannot get away with saying, "I need to spend $20,000 of our hard earned money to build a space just for me". A bachelor... naturally... can get away with this.

A Man Cave build often comes after a divorce.
Finally... it's a space that is very diverse depending on the man's needs.
A Man Cave can have posted RULES that are directed at female visitors. For example... the rules might dictate who is in charge of the remotes and the audio/video media.
A Man Cave can be visited by ladies... especially when they need something built of fixed... but the lady has to adhere to rules if posted.
Dude or Bro... It's college football Saturday... I'll be working on my Harley while watching some games if you want to come over.
My Man Cave is set up as a Workshop Man Cave.
Hey Babe... I'll be in the Man Cave today... so just let yourself in.
by The Urban American Guy November 18, 2021
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cave worm

A cave worm is someone who lives under your house and creeps out of your floorboards and tickles you
A cave worm tickled me while I was laying on the floor
by I’m djshwbsis March 29, 2024
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The Man Cave

what dkain calls his sex dungeon.
The Man Cave wdrne'uhg/l
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by quartz89 February 3, 2022
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Yogart Cave

1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickanme for Monica. That bitch is gross!
Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!
by c-dog and p_c July 22, 2008
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Bargain Cave

1. A low-priced prostitute
2. A woman who performs sexual favors or acts for low value gifts
1. "oh... traci from down the block only charges $10 per lay. She is such a bargain cave!"
2. "Meadow is a such a bargain cave... all you have to do is buy her a kamakazi shot and she'll go down on you!"
by riskywhisky December 19, 2012
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