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Cartered

Being cartered is when your bed gets contaminated by someone else's semen.
Carter : Yo chris you cartered my bed last night
Chris : Yeah bro she spit wrong
Carter : Bro wtf
by VideoStorm March 8, 2023
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James carter

a massive gimp who is very self obsessed. Usually riddled with many conditions containing adhd , anger issues , bipolar disorder ect. Looks like the spitting image of a toad and has the best girlfriend ever who he should not let go
Person: who’s that weirdo walking up towards us?
Person 2: James carter duhhhhh
by User27239272762 March 9, 2023
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Carter

The guy from Final Destination 1 who is a total dick.
“Carter you dick!”
by CarkyAmsterAlt March 15, 2023
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Channing Carter

The most sexiest man to appear on the face of the earth. Usually you can see him in your dreams doing a Russian submarine.
I can’t wait to see Channing Carter in my dreams tonight
by Buff cowboy March 28, 2023
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Phoebe carter

Did you hear about Phoebe carter?”
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carter dahl

A weird man who wears hats inside. He is a cool guy but he just… likes wearing hats.
Oh my goodness Carter Dahl is wearing a hat inside again.
by MrGuy69478 March 30, 2023
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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-

“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
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