cancer of the prick

When a man gets a sexually transmitted disease that he just can’t identify. Most cases report symptoms such as burning sensation during urination, a black discoloration of the prick and balls, if left untreated detachment of the pick.

"My balls are killing me, I got cancer of the prick"

by Lefty 2 guns May 13, 2005

Bieber Cancer

Bieber cancer is virtually the same as having "Bieber fever", except it includes symptoms of having trouble breathing, spontaneous nosebleeds, muscle aches, indigestion and/or weightloss, all of which are caused from an unhealthy obsession with Justin Bieber. This fatal diseases is mostly common in young females in the United States.

"Hey man, you've been quiet all night, how about a beer?"

"Sorry bro, it's just that... my sister died a few days ago."

"Dear God, what happened?"

*starts crying* "Bieber cancer"

by Moris the Dinosauris March 8, 2011

Cancerous

Adjective (Etmy. Latin Cancerousouse "the state of cancer)

Of or pertainng to an object, place, or thing that is so cool, it's deadly.

See Spiff Nasty Chingy

Yo man, that shit's cancerous

by ThatthingyorshouldisayCHINGY December 9, 2003

Cancer Cookie

A cookie that have way to much sugar and unhealthy ingredients like cancer, aids and the flu. so when you're baking cancer cookies be sure to take all the trash you can find, even the shit thats plugging up your sink. then you make one huge cancer cookie with the dough, almost like a cake, but a cookie. tehn stuff it in the microwave to ad the extra cancer to the dish.

Jo: Damn thats one hell of a cake
Tom: naw brah, its a cancer cookie . cant you taste the aids?
Tim: i could easily die for this shit

Cancer Cookie: a cookie thats dangerously good

by Billy the exterminator April 15, 2015

The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Nodako March 13, 2008

Cancermocking

To shave your head bald
OR
To shave your head bald when told not to by someone with cancer, just so you can piss them off.

-Dude! You are a total dick!
--Why?
-Because you are cancermocking
OR
-Will just shaved his head!
--Why?
-Because he is Cancermocking.

by SCOTCHGUARD69 May 18, 2007

cancer

The definitions for white people on this site

Ugh those uneducated SJWs posting cancer don't realize what a double standard is

by Sycoperson May 19, 2016