Canadian gobstopper

When a girl sucks maple syrup off of your balls

The Canadian gobstopper made my balls taste sweet, and feel good.

by the canadian gobstopperer June 6, 2014

Canadian Pig

An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.

We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.

by Knock Brackney June 18, 2010

Canadian Thot

Any woman from the province Alberta who fucks as many people as possible.

Person 1: She's pretty fucking hot man
Person 2: don't do it she's a Canadian Thot
Person 1: oh well i just wanna bust a nut.
Person:2 Alright, dont come to me when you get STD's

by CanadianThot April 16, 2017

Canadian Nap

The sleepy fuse that ignites a powder keg of angst among a country's citizens.

The TTC might have thought the recession was trouble but now they've got a canadian nap on their hands.

Some call the Balkans the powder keg of WWI but a canadian nap was what really set off the war.

by CR4321 November 13, 2011

Canadian Dimples

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.

Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

by papasmurf69696969 April 4, 2014

Canadian Hotbox

An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.

Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!

by pussyboyblue September 7, 2019

Flaming Canadian

While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus

I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.

by Maple Hoser August 2, 2021