When a girl takes maple syrup and uses it instead of lubricant. She then rides the boy in the backwards cowgirl position. When he ejaculates she gets off and licks the maple syrup off.
by supercalli February 11, 2010
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I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
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I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!
by Link47 February 4, 2010
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Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
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by mystikraven February 4, 2010
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I used the Superbowl's halftime show to teach my girlfriend Canada's History. Now she wont talk to me, and shes rooting for the other team!
by Colberts Soldier February 4, 2010
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