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Canada's History

Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
There should never, ever be an example of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A jaw droppingly obscene sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Last night at that party over in Queen's West, they showed a porno of someone actually doing Canada's History! I thought it was just an urban legend, eh?
by ColbertSlave February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.
I have never seen anything like Canada's History.
by wordman12 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.
The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.
by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010
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canada's history

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!

This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.

Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
Dude, I totally pulled Canada's History on that skank!
by liveadvisor February 4, 2010
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