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Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"
by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016
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whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
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couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
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couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 28, 2010
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couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch
by child if God December 7, 2015
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Couch

The best thing you could sit on
Aw man! I really need to sit on the couch, bro!”
by DoggyDiggy April 24, 2022
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