Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.

Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative

by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020

Christmas Bukkake

In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.

"What did you do in the holidays?"

"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"

by Captain Benjamin November 3, 2020

Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

You such an Christmas asshole

by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020

Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.

Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.

by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020

christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

by James A Gillies November 20, 2020

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020