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short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.
Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!
by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009
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Besterist

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Busted Clown

That busted clown must have gotten his diploma from Clown University.
by not a clown October 31, 2011
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Busser Balls

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.
Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.
by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011
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Busted Barbie

Older woman that thinks she still looks like and acts like she did in High School.
- Crissy keeps posting party photos on F-Book!..Too bad she is a Busted Barbie!
by bustedbarbie November 30, 2013
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Busted wine glass

When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass

Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!

*high fives*
by Thedefininggoddess August 4, 2016
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Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea
Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!
by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014
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