butt slamming

Indulging in anal intercourse,with vim and vigour.

I gave him /her such a good BUTT-SLAMMING I got bruises on my hips!

by vonKruger September 7, 2003

butt mud warrior

1.one who paints their face with their own poop before going to war,see;berserker

2.a very,very,gay man

( ((><)) )```` hahaha

by kenny December 10, 2003

butt-cough

a.k.a fart

baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'

jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'

by asianhoochie February 22, 2010

Butt Shrapnel

The remnants after having explosive diarrhea.

After a long night of drinking, Jeanie couldn't control her bowels and there was butt shrapnel all over the walls the next day!

by Cropdustingtheworld March 13, 2011

Butt gobble

To "butt gobble" or butt gobbling is the act of spreading your partner's ass cheeks to reveal their anus. The one spreading the cheeks then proceeds to lick and nibble the presented hole in an aggressive manner. After an extended period of tongue-punching the fartbox, your partner's ass sphincter will relax and methane gas will pour out of the gates. The lucky butt spreader will then have the pleasure of gobbling the highly concentrated dose of grade A smug.

Meat Castle #1: Will you allow me the pleasure of appeasing the Gods by letting me Butt gobble you?

Meat Castle #2: Sure, I'll post up on this chair so you'll have the best plan of attack.

*20 minutes later*

Meat Castle #2: Nice butt gobbling, I'm ready to blow!

Meat Castle #1: Thanks for letting dine on your turd cloud.

by SteveCoreyFoRealz November 10, 2013

chicken butt master

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people

girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.

by hailskiey March 22, 2021

One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.

Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.

by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010