National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 6, 2017

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017

bother yourself

Masturbating,usually out of boredom.

You tend to bother yourself a lot on Mondays.

by Cenobica April 26, 2017

Suck Yourself

Verb:
1. Literally telling someone to suck their own flesh and blood.
2. Trying to infer how someone is unprofessional in a certain category that they suck at it by the literal meaning

someone retarded: (dabs)
someone less retarded: go suck yourself, its 2017 and dab is dead
someone retarded: (literally suck his own arm)

by Splicstx November 14, 2017

Do-It-Yourself Store

It means a hardware store.

I went to the do-it-yourself store and I bought a pair of shears.

by nissart3011 November 18, 2017

attach yourself

From the italian "Attaccati al cazzo!" and literally translates to "Attach yourself to this dick!". Could be used in connection to stay beef and mainly used to roughly refuse to answer to anyone you want.

Person 1: "Could you please borrow me 50 bucks?"
You: "Attach yourself and stay beef!"
Person 2: *Laughing*

by Maxys November 20, 2017

peen yourself

To masturbate

Meghan don't peen yourself just because you're lonely.

by Peen master June 8, 2016