Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

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bajsleyr

A type of plant only grown in the forests of Aciilyn

A bajsleyr almost fell on me during my walk yesterday!
The ancient people of Aciilyn made traditional huts out of bajsleyrs

by Yachiru Unohana December 21, 2023

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You say you haven't thought about me in years
Then what's with all your tears
Dude you need to get help man
Before you end up like Stan
You spread fake shit you say about me
That shit didn't bother me
The shit I said to you must of got to you
Otherwise you wouldn't feel so blue

you make fun of my kids and others
Where did you learn that, from your mother
You are two-faced, pretending to be friends

If they found out the truth, they won't befriend

Half the shit you say don't make sence

Please use some common sence
Those who believe you
All I can say is fuck you too
You call me a child
That's ok, i been like this for awhile
Yeah I wanted to kill myself
I'd rather do that then listen to you talk about yourself

I will kick your ass

And after that you would go on social media to write fake shit about my ass
You like to frame people

Cause you are just fuckin evil
Dude you are obsessed

It's like you are possessed

You are a narcissist
That's why you are pissed
You have others helping you
Now they are skewed too
I'm doing this to teach you a lesson
Maybe you need a Wesson
Just move on
no amount of therapy will make you be gone

I'm sick of talking to you so I'm just gonna say
Fuck you and have a nice day

Who is that blabbermouth over there?
That person's name is Bajczarz.

by anonymous January 1, 2024

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Bajczarz

You say you haven't thought about me in years
Then what's with all your tears
Dude you need to get help man
Before you end up like Stan
You spread fake shit you say about me
That shit didn't bother me
The shit I said to you must of got to you
Otherwise you wouldn't feel so blue

you manipulated my kids and others
Where did you learn that, from your mother
You are two-faced, pretending to be friends

If they found out the truth, they won't befriend

Half the shit you say don't make sence

Please use some common sence
Those who believe you
All I can say is fuck you too
You call me a child
That's ok, i been like this for awhile
Yeah I wanted to kill myself
I'd rather do that then listen to you talk about yourself

I will kick your ass

And after that you would go on social media to write fake shit about my ass
You like to frame people

Cause you are just fuckin evil
Dude you are obsessed

It's like you are possessed

You are a narcissist
That's why you are pissed
You have others helping you
Now they are skewed too
Just move on
no amount of therapy will make you be gone

I'm sick of talking to you so I'm just gonna say
Fuck you and have a nice day

Who is that person standing there?
That is Bajczarz.

by anonymous January 1, 2024

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