Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

Aughter

Anyone born in the aughts, between the years 2000 and 2009. Pronounced as "otter".

Is he a millenial? Nah man, he's an aughter.

by Faxus April 24, 2020

August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 April 30, 2020

August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

August 15th

International Marisol Nichols day

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”

by _ivy August 4, 2020

August 27th 2020

y'all thought something was gonna happen that day lmfaoo

Richard: Woah dude, it's august 27th 2020. What do you think is gonna happen?
Tyler: Bro nothing is gonna happen today. Tf.

by sweary mary October 11, 2020

August 8th

If your birthday is August 8th, your friends must by you sweets on that day. You may also ask for one thing off each of them and they shall give it to you

Person A: Can I have some skittles?

Person B: Why? Is Your birthday August 8th?

Person A: Yes!

Person B: Sure then!

by Lemon goddess 🍋 October 16, 2020