Alaskan Hairnet

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)

AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.

by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011

alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.

That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.

by Napoaleon November 9, 2007

Alaskan Bullwhip

When you poop into a tube sock. Then as your fucking a girl from behind you slap her on the ass and back with it.

I love it when you poop into a tube sock and give me an Alaskan Bullwhip.

by funny white girl March 3, 2009

alaskan octopussy

The Alaskan octopussy is when the man takes everyone of his arms, legs, penis,head,etc. and shoves them all in to the pussy creating the octopussy

"wow i couldsure have my pussy slammed rite now"
"try the alaskan octopussy you bitch"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 21, 2009

Alaskan Corn Husker

When one person is giving a handjob to two guys and then right before they get off the person puts it in their nose, snorts it, and then swallows

Dude i'm soar from that Alaskan Corn Husker the otehr night

by Sean-Bon June 27, 2008

Alaskan Umbrella

when two lovers are having sexual intercourse, the male cums inside of a condom. Then takes it and puts it in the freezer. Then, the next morning, he takes it out and wakes the female up with it by slapping her across the face with the frozen jizzum condom

Susie: What's that mark on your face from jill?

Jill: I got an Alaskan Umbrella this morning.

Susie: Jon's is such a great boyfriend.

Jill: Word.

by 3 Losers March 24, 2009

alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008