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Alex

A stupid bitch boi who thinks his top shit but is really gay and tries to hide it by hanging out with boys who he touches while they sleep. His favorite punishment is when we wax his pubes while he sleeps, Alex is a rare specimen from Vietnam he is pure white also well known as the Shaved Gae Albino Gorilla.
Alex you fat nonce get your hand out of me you rapist grab one of your 8743 sisters instead!
by Wouldnt smash December 1, 2019
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Jeff: Alex is such a cunt
Dan: I fucking know he’s short
by Marty greggy April 29, 2019
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A weird person who just enjoys being alone. They will play their clarinet and then get frustrated and then just play complete nonsense. They typically won't do any of their school work and it really shows. lol jk. but she cool tho and really in love with K pop and will stab you if you say otherwise so watch out
Hey, is that Alex , and is she playing her clarinet like a baboon? She is frustrated again.
by Katiebug05 May 2, 2019
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Alex is a fucking bully, he almost made me cry and kashoot myself
Ashlee: Alex

Alex: bye
by Alexhurtme August 18, 2019
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A really cute guy that has ADHD but is so nice uwu
"Alex makes me uwu~"
by anon thot September 2, 2019
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Alex is a sexy beast but when u get on his bad side he is quick to take someone's head off their shoulders and ready to rock anybody but when on his good side an amazing lover great kisser cuddles great and can grind all day and all night on his girl.
Hey are you dating alex? Why yessss I am.
by Thegoat19354w8 April 5, 2018
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A beater boy, gay, furry, pervy weeb
Girl 1: That guy is disgusting
Girl 2: Ya he such an Alex
by damboi6969 December 20, 2017
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