About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

by Julactus May 10, 2025

about to pull up

I'm still in bed and have no intention of participating in any social diversions at this time.

Him: "WYA?"
Her: "about to pull up"

by Hedgefund Bot February 25, 2021

half about

Meaning :Not bad. OK. Not brilliant but not bad.

"That looks half about. "

by Wise woman 777 February 20, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 06, 2018

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 31, 2021

knockin' about the gaf

A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house

I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf

by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020