Air pods

Defiling a woman’s ear with semen.

Ladies, lend me your ears - I have air pods to gift!

by the_sixtyniner June 30, 2022

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 19, 2012

brown air

Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.

My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.

by Stihigh80 October 23, 2022

air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).

Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!

by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 06, 2020

air chat

When you get hyped in the moment and you begin typing unrealistic scenarios

Dami: Cant wait to go L.A next week!
Elie: Same! I'm going to make a podcast and make 2 million next week soon as we get there.
Dami: Please stop air chatting.

by im on two percent November 19, 2019

Air deezy

The cross over of a pro hopper (basketballer) and intense turbo skunker.

That guy just smoked the fattest deez spliff and still shoots hoops he must be an air deezy.

by Air deezy July 01, 2022

Air deezy

Crossover of a pro hooper and a turbo skunker mixed into an Air deezy.

“That guy just smoked a large deez spliff and still shoots hoops he must be an air deezy!”

by Air deezy July 01, 2022