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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Milk’s at the Pool

Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.
“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”
by ed.wrld April 22, 2021
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Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.
Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!
by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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jewel pool

The pooling of male or female ejactulation in a body contour that holds such pooling.
or (jism)
Jim: "Dude, you should have seen my Jewel Pool I left in Sarah's mouth."
Peter: "Oh yeah, I used the pull-out method on Jenny, and made a jewel pool in her belly button."
by Chi McGee February 23, 2014
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Kyle pool pirate

Big meanie who is chicken to play others in basketball because he is bad at it
Kyle pool pirate is a big meanie he thinks he cool
by big_dog33 August 1, 2021
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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by alema March 23, 2008
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