Panda

An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."
Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.
by giraffeocti May 18, 2010
mugGet the Pandamug.

Panda

1. (Noun) A slang term for law enforcement officer/s. In reference to the infamous "Black and White" marked vehicles of the LAPD. A relatively obscure term that started in the West Coast that spread Southeast, towards the gulf coast states. Still used infrequently and sporadically in places like H-Town, The D, Atlanta, and even reports of its usage as far East as Miami and as far North in Chiraq.

2. (Noun) A white BMW X6 with full black tinted windows; looks like a "Panda". As referenced in Desiigner's song of the same name.
1. Karl: "Ay, lookin for some bud."
Sean: "Got you fam, have some primo loud right here."
(Sees police cruiser creep up the street)
Karl: "Yo, Panda"
Sean: "Shit nigga, I was finna pull out a whole zip. 'Preciate it."

2. "Damn, that Panda is fire. Wonder how much he paid for those tints?"

"I got broads in Atlanta
Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta
Credit cards and the scammers
Hittin' off licks in the bando
Black X6, Phantom
White X6 looks like a panda
Goin' out like I'm Montana
Hundred killers, hundred hammers" - Desiigner
by Kush Coma October 18, 2016
mugGet the Pandamug.

Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.
"That is so Close Panda!"
by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009
mugGet the Close Pandamug.

Plot Panda

An idea for a story (usually a fanfic) that despite its appeal, refuses to be conceived of in a manner that allows it to be written.
I have a Plot Panda that I just can't write - it just lies there looking cute and refusing to breed!
by SaltyStoryteller October 31, 2021
mugGet the Plot Pandamug.

Panda

When a person is hungover (and/or coming down) and has large dark circles around both eyes.
Can also be used to describe a person who is tired. Basically, a slow moving person who is often hungry, with dark circles around their eyes.
This panda needs to go to sleep.
by BenGman69 May 30, 2019
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Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw
When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019
mugGet the Backhanded Pandamug.

Panda

A sleepy individual, used when you are on the phone having interesting conversation, and all you hear on the other line is some sort of sleep talk/tired mumbling.
by cheeseheadddd May 8, 2011
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