German Apple Cake

when you’re fucking a German girl from the back, buss on her ass, spread your nut over her cheeks, and sprinkle some powdered some powdered sugar on top.

Adolf: Yaaa, last night I baked Helga a German Apple Cake
Franc: Svveg

by yolo$wag69 June 3, 2019

German Mai Thai

When you piss in a girl as you are fucking her and hold her close as you whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"

How do you know if Hydra is recruiting? He'll give you a German Mai Thai

by Dynta July 16, 2015

German Slip and Slide

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

German Polka Train

When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.

"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"

by Calvin Cornelius Jackson January 14, 2012

German Scout Leader

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.

Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.

by mrPickles September 6, 2004

german hot tub

When a man pours beer in a bowl, then put is balls in it and a straw. He then blows bubbles into the bowl until erect. Then he drinks the beer.

I was so lonley last night, that I decided to go for a german hot tub

by thirtyfivestudio June 11, 2008

german whip syndrome

German whip syndrome is a disorder that causes a driver to experience a sense of self entitlement, a sense of superiority, and demonstrates extreme road rage towards anybody who blocks their way and the sufferer will do whatever it takes to get in front and cut off said person even if it means putting others at great risk. Many don’t indicate direction aka failing to use turn signals.
People at high risk usually drive BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, Audis, Volkswagens, and Porsches.

Guy 1: OH SHIT!! fucking asshole pulled out in front of me and almost made me crash.

Guy 2: sounds like that guy has German whip syndrome.

Guy 1: yup, looks like he’s driving a BMW M series so of course he thinks he owns the road.

by Thefanman June 5, 2018