friend-dom

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome

Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.

by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020

friend jumping

When you introduce your friend to another friend, they hit it off and now they keep making plans without you, that's friend jumping.

I don't know if I should introduce Mary to Jen. That bitch is prone to friend jumping.

by Glittergyrl March 15, 2017

Friend Money

Money that friends share back and forth without any assumptions of paying one another back. If asked for the repayment you are considered cheap, and Frugal. Close friends often do this and the money is usually under 10 USD. You don't debo this money.

I got your Taco bell last night, can't you pay for my drink... That was friend money!

by JennyJammy May 28, 2009

always friend

A friend who, regardless of what happens in life, how badly they may turn out, and how much shit they might end up throwing your way, will always be your friend.

She's caused me more trouble and anxiety than anyone ever in my life, but I still love her because she's one of my very few always friends.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits January 29, 2017

just friends

if you and a guy have a small connection, but when a friend of his asks about you two, he will say you are "just friends" when likely, it either is or he wants the opposite.

Boy 2: hey are you and Caroline dating?
Boy 1: no, we are just friends...

by Rewels June 19, 2019

Cold Friending

A tactic for meeting new people on social networks, e.g., friending someone you found while perusing a mutual friend’s profile, or following someone on a social network without actually knowing them; cold friending is our generation’s version of cold calling for business.

I was just surfing around cold friending people on Facebook and now I'm going to do a project with a couple of the people I connected with.

by Ian Conversation November 27, 2010

farbear friends

The best of friends: two girls and two boys. They sit next to each other in social studies and they annoy their teacher every single day.

I wish I was one of the farbear friends!!!

by Farbear friends March 7, 2017