Flaming Canadian

While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus

I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.

by Maple Hoser August 2, 2021

Canadian Nap

The sleepy fuse that ignites a powder keg of angst among a country's citizens.

The TTC might have thought the recession was trouble but now they've got a canadian nap on their hands.

Some call the Balkans the powder keg of WWI but a canadian nap was what really set off the war.

by CR4321 November 13, 2011

Canadian Thot

Any woman from the province Alberta who fucks as many people as possible.

Person 1: She's pretty fucking hot man
Person 2: don't do it she's a Canadian Thot
Person 1: oh well i just wanna bust a nut.
Person:2 Alright, dont come to me when you get STD's

by CanadianThot April 16, 2017

canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you

John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock

by Haaksan May 3, 2016

Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

Canadian Dimples

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.

Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

by papasmurf69696969 April 4, 2014

Canadian Creamball

Two opponents lay on their backs, with their feet together. Each whip their dicks out as they open their mouths. Both attempt to ejaculate in each other's mouth while singing the Canadian national anthem. Once someone fills their opponents mouths with cum, they win. If either of them swallow or stop singing they automatically lose.

what do you mean we can't play Canadian Creamball during recess? This is outrageous!!!

by Sgt.unicorn March 22, 2017