Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

Sheep calling

When you call your sheep. Sheep callers usually call themselves Confire.

Confire Today at 2:27 AM
Wait who's sheep calling

by Bobby Saget 123 August 14, 2019

blocked call

An Incoming call is blocked for a specified number

I don't waste time in making blocked calls.

by imTez April 14, 2017

Rat calling

Guagaugagugaugaugugagagagauguggagaggugugagag

Me love rat calling

Rat calling :

*being cat called *so u rat call back

“GagauggiguagauaguigaiagugugagagagGAgauagauGugA”

by MeRePa September 2, 2022

Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

to call martha

<i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>

<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.

See also: Martha

The fanboys' DC vs Marvel debate was about to blow up, I had to call Martha!

by sir kiko May 29, 2016

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.

Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”

by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021