my beard

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

by Kk1821 February 14, 2018

weird beard

Another name for a male/female area of pubic hair.

That girl had an overgrown weird beard.

by Daniels Tedson April 9, 2005

anal beard

the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard

by molt October 16, 2003

beard rape

when someone (usually a male.. I guess a female could do this if she had facial hair..) rubs their facial hair on another poerson's face.. painful.

"Chris you need to shave!"- girl
lkahg pijf (beard rape)- Chris's chin hair on girls face

by She Wags January 3, 2007

Beard Club

A mid-week wassail wherein the following rules must be adhered to:

Rule #1
Be Late.

Rule #2.
The ratio is 18:72

Rule #3
No women. Even women with fake beards or those with the ability to grow facial hair. See Rule 4

Rule #4
Fake beards do not count.

Rule #5
The Hesitation Rule: If asked if you want to order more beer, if you hisitate, you just ordered more beer. (PBR)

Rule #5
Must be an apolitical group

Rule #6
We got Rules!

Rule #7
Dues are $20 (drink and eat all you want)

Rule #8
Law and Order is banned from all households and gatherings (for the "Down Low Episode")

Rule #9
Possess mysterious powers

Rule #10
No shop or sports talk.

Addendums and additions welcomed.

W: "Honey why don't you stay here and help me watch the kids?"
M: "Can't... gotta go to Beard Club."

by F'in Moon Club September 7, 2008

40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 7, 2007

neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003