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June 2

National Fuck your bet friend day
Me: "Hey bestiee..."
Him: What?"
Me: "It's June 2"
Him: 😏
by MikeysPersonalDickSwallower October 11, 2021
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August 2

National girlfriend day

Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can
by Hard face hoppy harry August 1, 2021
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1/2

People that are saying in chats are just trying to tell you that they only have a half brain cell left.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play something?
Person 2: (1/2)
Person1: I'm very sorry to hear that my friend.
by Cypoos February 16, 2022
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Overwatch 2

Overwatch 2 is a testament to the boundless possibilities of gaming. Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a fresh-faced recruit, prepare to embark on an unforgettable adventure that pushes the boundaries of what a game can truly achieve.
“Hey man let’s play some Overwatch 2” (Ow2 hop on)

“Overwatch 2?, you mean the gaming masterpiece, the game where hero’s rise and legends are born?,you think I’m ready to unleash my inner hero and experience a gaming revolution like never before.? “ No thank you I’d rather snort crayons and play Valorant or play some foot smelling simulator”
by Ben Overbitch June 13, 2023
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2 December

by Bitcheee November 29, 2021
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halo 2

a good game, despite what most say. most people simply dont realize that its a DIFFERENT GAME. it is NOT halo 1. most people dislike this game because they dont know how it works, or they dislike the power weapons.

being rank 43 on xbox live, i know what im talking about. not everyone will understand how it works. not everyone will enjoy how different it is compared to halo 2. not everyone likes a balanced game (oh god, the pistol).

yes, there IS inconsistancys, but they can all have a counter, and thus can be made obsolete. the trick to this game is to just sit back and wait; unlike many of the little kids who play the game. its all based on smarts & strategy, like CS:S.
frickin noob combo'ers! they have to be fucking pussys! argh!

.......why dont YOU just get a noob combo....?
by abyssion September 2, 2005
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2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.
We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton
by Gumbiii February 7, 2010
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