how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Bitch fits

A sudden and random seizure-like event in which you remember someones (usually your enemies) wrong doings. These bitch fits are not controllable most of the time.

I had another one of my bitch fits the other day thinking about him!

Stop! I’m gonna have one in a minute.

by Dahwae May 9, 2018

Diffee Fit

A sudden outburst of temper, often used to describe female anger at something trivial. Originally regional from American South. Thought to originate from hissy fit, a contraction of "hysterical fit."

He threw a diffee Fit when he found out the meeting had been cancelled.

by SkDoot March 12, 2025

Milford planet fitness

The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.

Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness

by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024

rare fitness

A health and wellness company, dedicated to transforming people into the best versions of themselves!

Have you trained with rare fitness yet? Bro changed my life

by 5Legend5 November 22, 2021

fitness gram pacer test

the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

idrk no one talks abt this

fitness gram pacer test

by Alfrodo65432 February 21, 2022

Fit

In good health, especially because of regular physical exercise

Getting fitter before Encik’s Grandma beats you in IPPT. Again.

by PeryGrey June 16, 2022