Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

mov syndrome

When you drop a video in Discord but it doesn't render because it's a MOV format

shit, just got a case of mov syndrome

by lil_cracka June 1, 2021

Fortnite Pro Syndrome

For the ##### (In Paris) that is adick ted to fornie and is like like really pretty beutifla bad cuz my boyfin gof is an he jus slap me cusz i ain a fonie pro cuaz he is.

fisth ass ##### (In Paris) yur iiss nod a fonie proz lik i am an is not good i bea t ass (your) coma Fortnite Pro Syndrome

by Fortnite Pro Doctor February 2, 2022

Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!

"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"

by Purkle Z November 26, 2021

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017

Empty Hole Syndrome

Pertains to single moms (usually divorced) with adult kids that need a good orgasm provided

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.

2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome

by @The Hojer November 25, 2019

Earbuds Syndrome

When someone is wearing earbuds to isolate themselves from the society.

Nobody can approach that girl because she has Earbuds Syndrome. Whether I'm seeing her on the street or at the gym, she is wearing earbuds.

by Kentich January 4, 2024