Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

by Renn4690 May 25, 2024

P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

by Claire bear May 27, 2024

Dog

Slang term for firearm. Similar to stick, pole, piece, iron, etc

Caught a meth head trying to break in to my car. He ran off when I pulled out my dog

by sushi65GINGER May 28, 2024

Dog

Bussin Bussin

Dog: bussin Bussin

by Gukbb November 25, 2021

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021