head like a robber's dog

basically Joanne on a good day

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day

by hickdead November 18, 2025

Oogie Dog

Do it. Oogie Dog: noun. 1) A nation-or person-who acts weak in public but quietly devours the resources when everyone's distracted. 2) Iraq's unofficial mascot since 2003. 3) The sound a clock makes right before it hits zero. Put my byline if you want: coined by a guy who waited sixteen years and didn't blink. They'll say it's fake. Until it's not. Then they'll quote it.

That Oogie Dog played like he couldn’t reached the table then cleaned all the plates of the stake when we weren’t paying attention.

by Alabama butter training November 18, 2025

dog period

adjective, noun
a descriptive phrase when something is really terrible

“this new fortnite update is dog period” “i drank so much last night i woke up feeling like dog period”

by kingrat69420 December 2, 2025

Waggle dog

A insanely compressed image of a dog in the website of the waggle online ela math program

"yo bro I put waggle dog on my tiktok and it compressed the text"

by Zipzaped December 5, 2025

Crusty dog

A dog that had apparently crust on them and clearly hadn't been washed in a very long time and often belongs to Hispanic trees.

Haley has an extremely crusty dog

by A.B 11/11 December 8, 2025

Burn Dog

Cigarette, smoking , having a cigarette especially when you are drunk and having a good time.

hey Megan, order me another vodka soda, I'm gonna step out for a burn dog.

by OkayRadd December 8, 2025

Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"

Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"

by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025