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National Blowjob Day

Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Can I have head its National blowjob day.
by Polo.boi June 25, 2020
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National Tracy Collins Day

Celebrate the Tracy Collins in your life! Today is her day!!
Happy National Tracy Collins Day to the best boss there ever was!
by Loandeptgals April 18, 2022
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National ask out a girl day

H: Hey is November 11th (National ask out a girl day) go ask out someone

T: k Boomer
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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National booty pic day

May 14th is also national booty pic day but only for girls with tattoos and girls named Taylor
National booty pic day Taylor version: omg send a booty pic
by Literallynotjuju May 13, 2024
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National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass
It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s
by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019
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National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.
Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.
by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023
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