Blue Balls

Something that doesn't fucking exist. End of.

Person 1: "That girl I hooked up with left me with blue balls last night."
Person 2: "But they don't exist idiot."

by SQUIBBLESWORDMASTER April 3, 2022

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isabel ball

This women has superpowers far beyond what the eye can see. She will enter your life and transform you from the inside out, inspiring confidence and strength you never knew you had. She is divinely beautiful, one glance at her and you will realize that if you were able to construct your perfect woman, she would pale in comparison to the radiance of Isabel’s smile, her gentle almond shaped eyes, strong eyebrows and soft long brunette hair that flows perfectly from her head down to her chest. She dances like she’s on fire, mesmerizing audiences with a conviction that connects to the very spirit of life itself. Her kindness is almost unbelievable, she empathizes deeply, sees you for who you are and inspires you to be your best. To know her is to love her and she certainly is loved. You will let her steal your heart and be glad that it is hers and she is yours. The keys to her heart are Merlot, stir fry and Mac DeMaraco. If you are lucky enough to have her, never let her go. She is incredible.

Did you see Isabel Ball dance tonight? I had to pick my jaw up off the floor after her performance.

by MartiniPalace May 22, 2019

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beefy balls

Beefy balls are a great snack it can get anyone into a party mood they can make your day eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner they taste so good so once you have to or three theres no going back and before you know it the whole packet is gone

I love beefy balls

by Ghope October 27, 2019

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