Pulled A Jobie

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.

Damn, I just pulled a Jobie.

by Tneg March 1, 2019

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Pulling A Lex

Stalling in a game to delay loss

If you take one more second rolling those dice I swear youll be pulling a lex.

by Thesnugrussian September 18, 2012

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

pulling a hannah

leaving the discord chat unprecedentedly after changing your icon and nickname to something "edgy"

pulling a hannah-
"oh god *insert name* just pulled a hannah and left the chat."

by j.f.y. December 16, 2018

pull a zwole

To leave a Discord server mysteriously for attention.

''I might pull a zwole''

by Mogger Yoda June 5, 2024