Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

pulling a max

Always eating in the middle of class, especially chips or any loud food.

"Whats that noise from the back of the class" "dang it, is he pulling a max again."

by bagled April 13, 2021

Pulling a Stevie

Being such a chad that you eternally look like marky mark coming straight out Bauston (Boston pronounced by faggots)

Person1: you see that queer pulling a Stevie over there
Person2: how could I not when he's wearing a track suit and a beanie like that.

by Slam faggot March 7, 2016

pull a steph

Stephanie Sibounheuang was pnb rocks ex-gf who is believed to had set him up. people may say that they’re finna pull a steph on you, as in set you up.

“keep playin wimme imma pull a steph 😂😂”

by bagchas$a September 27, 2022

Pulling the rope

When a man fists himself whilst jerking off, using one hand for each. When the jerk-off hand is farthest from the body, the fisting hand is the farthest in his ass, and vice versa.

I caught John pulling the rope yesterday, it was quite a sight!

by John Kankle November 9, 2025

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah April 7, 2014

Pull Up

When a Youtuber travels to another Youtuber's state or city because of a beef on the Youtube Streets.

"Sally is going to pull up on Jill." "Pull up or shut up."

by Unitonika September 16, 2020