National hickey day

National hickey days September 20th and December 16th go get a hickey.

I got a hickey on national hickey day!

by Curtis and james September 19, 2021

national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

National ask your crush out

September 15

National ask your crush out day ok
I bet you won't

by Jedudod September 14, 2021

National gf day

The day where heart get broken and niggas break up cuz fuck all dattt🙄

National gf day is National break up a relationship

by Iamthewisely August 1, 2023

National ask your crush out

On September 5th ask out your crush and its okay if they rejects you

National ask your crush out day on September 5th

by Dkfjfnfb September 5, 2021

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

National Tit Pic day

Use this wisely

Me: hey it's national tit pic day
Her: thank you, here you go

by Santal amber July 6, 2022