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The Gas Face

The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.
Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
by efishies15 January 24, 2019
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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face-twitched

face-twitched -some fool poisoned your food or drink because they fucking hate you , when some fool has added a "the face-twitching solution" to your food or drink.
I had a sandwich at a food place and a few minutes later I realized I had been face-twitched.
I left my classroom and then returned to take a swig of my water and realized I had been face-twitched.
If you start yelling after your lunch break at work, you have been face-twitched.
Wow! I feel sudden bursts of rage. Maybe I have been face-twitched.

Oh my goodness! It has taken me five minutes to walk 10 feet. Do you think I have been face-twitched?

Look over there! I think that is Payne Stewart the Christmas Cop eating a sweet. Someone face-twitched me again.
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Face Shooter

1. Thought of while my bf was playing Call of Duty and had a want to snipe people in the face and nowhere else. I said that's what she said and thus the real meaning of Face Shooter "came"

2. A guy who wants to shoot, nowhere but onto his gf or bf's face. If ya know what I mean ;)
Mary: I can't believe he did that to your face again

Jane (victim): Meh. He's a damn Face Shooter.

Mary: Wipe it off...
by CaliQueen September 2, 2012
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Face battle

“Hello girlie pop! Want to face battle me?”
by Lilmarka April 26, 2023
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Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.
If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.
by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010
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