National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass

Smack ur bf/gf ASSS so hard make it red and they can't say no

You:Yo yk what today is babe
Bf/gf:What
You: National smack the shit outta ur bf/gf ass so guess what's "SMACKS ASS HARD"
Gf/bf:ouch that hurt babe

by Strangerbooty August 26, 2022

National Hug Day

December 10th, hug your boyfriend/girlfriend and make sure you know that they are the best person and the world.

Bf:”*randomly hugs gf*”
Gf:”what are you doing...”?

Bf:”Its December 11th”!
Gf:”oh...yeah forgot December 11th was National Hug Day.”

by I’m desperate December 9, 2019

National day of saying no

16 April-the day when you can say No to any requests from any person

I wanna say No ,I am gonna say no to you ,I said no ,today is national day of saying no

by Kasperindahouse April 16, 2020

national boyfriends day

national boyfriends day is on 2 of august right after national girlfriends day

person: have u posted your bf today?
person2: no why
person: it’s national boyfriends day

by eemy121 August 1, 2021

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 6, 2023