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hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.
"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."
by Armchair General October 10, 2016
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Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.
by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011
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Hot knot

The muscular knot incurred during strenuous sex that requires the lover to stop and take a walk around the room.
John was hitting that ass hard until he pulled out due to a hot knot.
by Trappergus June 5, 2021
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Hot Dog Water

Another word for semen or cum consumed after giving a blow job
"All I've had to eat today was hot dog water"
Hey at least is protein
by Shaynaivxx February 6, 2022
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The Hot Scott

When your doing the misses doggie style and before you nut you shit in your hand. Before you Cum you spin her around and blow your load in her eyes temporarily blinding her. As see attempts to figure out what the fuck is going on throw your hot steaming shit in her face and watch it explode like a hand grenade! Be sure to yell “ Allahu Akbar” as the shit grenade hits her face.

For added effect consume large amounts of Mexican food before performing.
Bro Noodle totally gave his women The Hot Scott last night. Pretty sure she has PTSD now 🤷 ♂️
by The Hobbit King March 30, 2019
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hot worker

Basically a very sexy person that works at McDonald’s and Starbucks. They usually have a big booty or chest. 🥴😩😩😩
Person 1: omg he’s a hot worker

Person 2: omg ask for his number

Person 1: can I get ur number sexy person
Starbucks person: no now leave ugly
Person 1: *cries*

Person 2: WHATEVER U NEVER HAD A BIG BOOTY ANYWAY.
by Jsjdnenennen September 6, 2021
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dirty hot

Mikaela Banes is Hot, but Alice is Dirty Hot
by pgpolli December 22, 2009
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