Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 15, 2023

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

classy as balls

When you order a coke with 2 slices of lemon and a wedge of lime

Gur is classy as balls

by TopsyKretts1136 February 17, 2016

ziz ball

A ball of creamy white ziz... often used toward a family member who is a dick head

Hey you stop being a ziz ball

by Ziz monkey September 17, 2021

Acidic Balls

A person (typically a man)who addresses others or behaves in a sour and rude way.

He's so tiring with those constant Acidic Balls.

by pesty_pest0 July 27, 2023

Ball horny

A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.

We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.

Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.

by ddddddgsadasfAsh McNordmann May 10, 2019

Squishy Ball

A ball that is really squishy or is in term of slang in “balls” or “sex”

Squishy Balls

by Α January 14, 2022