by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
Boy: what
Guy: I got bitches on me
Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up
by lordyrei December 12, 2024

by swaetynigballs April 24, 2025

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
by stellerbet May 6, 2021

A person whose love for and fascination with Canis familiaris goes beyond that of a typical/casual dog-lover. These people spend large amounts of time reading books and blogs and watching videos/webinars on topics such as dog behavior and body language, dog training, canine neuroscience, behavioral science, and ethology. They probably have an order of dog books on the way right now and it's likely they've either attended a dog training/behavior conference (such as Clicker Expo) or wish they could. They may act nonchalant when the subject of dogs comes up in conversation and restrain themselves from launching into a deep explanation of their top ten favorite training treats when around non-dog-nerds to avoid coming off as a total weirdo, but happily nerd out when in the presence of their own kind. Dogs - especially their dog/s - are their passion, their hobby, and sometimes even their career. They have a deep love and respect for their dog/s, and meeting their dog's needs and making sure their dog/s have an enriched and fulfilling life is an important priority to them. You're not a dog nerd if you "don't believe" in or "don't agree" with the AVSAB Humane Dog Training Position Statement and/or identify as a "balanced trainer." Dog nerds practice humane, evidence-based training and handling.
"Sheesh, I was only trying to compliment Jennifer when I said she's just like The Dog Whisperer."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
"Dude, Jennifer is a total dog nerd. You never say the words 'The Dog Whisperer' in the presence of a dog nerd."
by Circumspect Caninetrovert September 8, 2021

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.
That is if it shall ever be solved.
So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"
That is if it shall ever be solved.
So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"
Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.
-when someone hase mints in school.
by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022

by Callme ty ty June 14, 2017
