National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

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National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.

Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!

by Ojoe May 21, 2024

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National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

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