New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome

You need to smoke weed all hours of the day even in your sleep!

John: Bro I can't out smoke him he has Pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoashcloud syndrome Brad: Shit man.

by Snop_gggg March 10, 2023

post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip

by TypicalChav August 17, 2020

Webdev syndrome

When a person gets an advanced engineering degree like Electrical engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Aerospace Engineering, etc. then just decides that they want actually want to make websites and ends up becoming a web developer just because that's the trend.

I thought he was going to make major contributions to the field of electronics but unfortunately, he fell victim to the webdev syndrome.

"Hey, why is he making website for this random coffee shop? Didn't he have an Aerospace Engineering degree?"
- "Yeah...but sadly he developed webdev syndrome recently"

by khatenerd April 9, 2024

monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016

Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.

A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."

by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011